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[Arfenhouse: The Movie]

Everytime I watch it, it´s great!

Warning: if you watch this movie and put your thinking abilities to use while watching (or thinking of this), you are at risk of getting serious brain damage (and that's when you're extremely lucky). To enjoy this movie, please rest your thoughts while watching.

Anyway, this movie was brilliant, as well as the games and the comic. It fits in my thinking (some phrases of Arfenhouse activate my hyperactivity)... AHTM3 will surely be the missing link of my brain! But as I said in the AHTM2 review, take your time with AHTM3. The longer it takes to make, the better it will be!

"have u seen what your all fuckin voting for?
its pure shit, anyone could make that" - _Blade_
Anyone? Really? If you think of technical things, this would be impossible! Searching for pictures, catchphrases that are supposed to be funny AND childish at the same time... I have met some what-is-so-good-about-AH people before, but I just left them alone, because they don't understand the humor. If you don't understand this, don't review this! Don't even try to understand, because you clearly aren't smart enough. If you think you are smart, think again, because you didn't even get to understand this.

The only problem is that there are some people who didn´t notice you made this like it is on purpose. Although that can be seen as a good thing (the lower the score they give, the more **** up it is), these people still keep you from getting higher than the top 10 (or even 15). If these people continue appearing and give low scores, AHTM3 will never be as big as most of us wish it will be.

[The Matrix Has You.]

Ultimate Flash Matrix

The movie was so much fun that two people of the CP staff will review this.

EwoudCP:
While I was making my own spoof of the matrix (the matrix printer) I went to newgrounds for a break and what do I see? This! More inspiration and greatness from the best animators on newgrounds with the name "The Matrix Has You"...

Every piece is great:

"There is no spoon" is far from dissapointing, because the humor is really cartoon-like and in this you can find a small key to success.
"Chateau" is a great scene with the perfect balance of action and humor.
"Zion Rave" is good as well. I would refuse to watch the matrix-trinity part and Luke de Ayora (luckily) refused to make it. Instead it was even more fun than I thought it was.
"Burly Brawl" is also a great combination of humor and action. When I watched it the first time I thought this would be my favourite part.
"The Architect" is a fine piece of unexpected humor. You can see some glitches in sound an animation, but the random talk of the architect makes up for it. Funny.
Final Fight" is good. Unexpected jokes after great buildups...

It was great.

P.S. There is a lot of use of movieclips within the movie. If you pause sometimes the movie will get glitches when you play again. But that doesn't hold it away from top fun!
The only bad thing about this is that when I now submit my matrix printer when it's ready, people will say it's a ripoff.

C-Razor:
I enjoyed every scene of this movie.
The best part according to me was the part "Burly Brawl", because it had the original PK3 style in it.
I didn't know that the part There is no spoon was that funny.
The other parts where geat with a little piece of Morpheus,Banana Man etc.
I am also busy with a kind of matrix movie, but a little different.
I don't care if it might be crappy ,but you all are great!

P.S.:When does Pk4 preview comes?

[PokeyAndTheOmbaoojiebaseo]

Beep! I'm hyperactive! Beep!

This is the ultimate movie for someone with hyperactivity... Someone like me. While I'm waiting for AHTM3, I stop by almost everyday to watch this, Hero Coryal and Neutrino's movies no matter how old this is. I've seen the pokey comic and now I want to say... POKEY RULES!!!
P.S. With "While I'm waiting for AHTM3" I do not mean "How long does it take, dammit?" the longer the movie takes to be made, the better it gets. Take your time with that... (Not that I think you would see this message, anyway.)

[Gender-Neutral]

Blargh fleep blop!!!!

From a hyperactive person like me, what else do you expect than a high score? This is made for my wave length of mind... Sweet, just like Arfenhouse. (Which also has the same. For both the movies and the games)
Now this song was stuck in my head while I was sick last week. That was great for keeping your mind off the internal pain... Now I want another song in my head. Where's Misteroo with PokeyAndTheOmbaoojiebaseo?

[Ultimate MK Outtakes]

Great..

I just got an idea for a movie with a bit of a similar plot, but I know you didn't steal it.

Anyway, good job and I hope to see more of the adventures of this character.

[arfenhouse teh movie too]

Good work...

Let's see...

Graphics: only Joseph is well made. Everything else is terrible!!!!

(Doesn't look good until now!)

Sound: Only Joseph has good sound. With the others we hear terrible sound quality!!!!

(That can happen, but still it looks grim for the rating)

Language: The spelling of everyone exept Joseph is terrible. It makes you feel like you are in a chatbox full of newbies.

(Sorry, but it looks like your movie's about to get the lowest score)

Plot: There absolutely is no decent plot at all. In fact, it doesn't even make any sense! The only plotful thing is that there are no different characters in every scene!!!!

(Yep. No escaping low scores now)

Humor: That's the whole point! The badness of graphics, sound, language and plot together are copied over here, set to plus and quadrupled ten times at least!!!!!!! This is the best!

Conclusion: This is a great movie based on great humor! Whoever rates it bad has got no sense of random humor or a limited brain (you can easily tell this was made on purpose). And my answer to people saying you must be high to love it: you don't! It's just that you have no sense of random humor!

[Hostage Situation 2]

Great

Great movie!!!

And to whoever says things go too fast: Do you think as a terrorist or rescue team member you can just take your time? This movie is made in the real speed in these kind of things. No time to think. Just do.

[All Your Oil]

Try harder next time...

The idea was good, the graphics were fine, the sound was okay and it was funny, but... Everything didn't really fit in. Some "OIL" instead of "BASE" would be nice. Slow down with the pictures as well. Sorry, but my N.E.N. clip part 1 is better(before you start saying something about that: The N.E.N. clip wouldn't make it into NG, because it isn't English). Try harder and put some OIL in before you call it "All Your Oil".

Palagoon responds:

We couldn't call it "All Your Base", because that's taken. "All Your Base: Political Edition" won't fit. Just deal with it, okay? BTW, I've submitted a movie in Español (Spanish), and it's my highest rated movie ever. My guess is that your NEN thing sucks. Thanks for the intelligent criticism. Stay cool.

-Davidus