ClassParody's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[That Halo Parody]

Nice

"Halo sucks shit!! Just hearing the word Halo kils 1000's of brain cells from my oviously greater intelect then any one who likes that shit! Even after loseing countless brain cells i'm still smarter then any Halo/Xbox fan boy! Bitches! PS2 ROCKS!!!!!" -- hulkmario
My response: PS2 has around 300 Mhz, Xbox has around 800. Stop being ignorant. Your "oBviously greater intelLect" really shows with your bad spelling.

Now, about the movie. It's funny. Graphics could be better, but they're good enough. Using cut-outs for the sound is a good idea.

[Bracula]

Not that bad

It's not as bad as I expected.
Lots of the jokes were pretty good and even if the storyline wasn't too good the movie contained nice touches that a humoristic movie should have. The movie is long but packed with lots of goodies.
There is one big problem, though: the movie is not done well. I hate to see so much effort wasted (you've done backgrounds, animations and stuff), but I guess it's not good enough for this time.
Imagine someone trying to make a stone sculpture. The model is messed up, but the painting is nice, but people keep saying it's ugly, because of the messed model. It's like this movie.
I started watching the movie and it looked newbie-like. But as I watched the movie I thought the movie wasn't that bad. Towards the ending I started asking myself how this got to be underdog of the week.

I personally think people who vote 1 or 0 and say stuff like "This sux adn Ikilluandurmom!!1!1one" should consider if they want to compare everything they see to the movies they saw in the top 50 of newgrounds.

[MrChocobo Jam #1]

It's not very good, but definetly no crap.

I saw it was a collection and maybe my hopes were set too high or something, but most of the movies aren't very good.

The intro was pretty funny.

MrChocobo's animation: no real story and not too good graphics (I mean it's a chocobo head that doesn't really animate). Although there were some laughs with remembering the training (running down the stairs). And one punch and it's over. Funny too.

FourStar's 1rst animation: a motion tweened loop that goes on with flashing backgrounds and one background song and that's it. No, seriously, that isn't even worth a 2/10 on newgrounds.

FourStar's 2rst animation: not the feared loop, but not worth a 3/10 here.

SevenStar's animation: funny music, but the animation is pretty basic and quick. Entertaining.... To some extend.

MightyDein's animation: a pretty good movie. When the movie advanced I saw a bit of 'recycling' of lip sync. Doesn't matter though. It's pretty good.

I suggest you all work on your flash skills some more before you submit stuff to such a big site like Newgrounds where the standards are set really high.
It's a good idea, but it's no use making such a jam with animations that aren't very good.

Anyway. I still say don't give up. I hope to see better quality from here one day.

P.S. No text-to-voice programs! I suggest you buy microphones.

DAIRYDOG responds:

Thanks for the review. ROFL. :D

Secks?

[Bunnykill 2]

Great!!

This may almost be seen as better than madness, but after comparing this with madness, madness came out as the winner. But this is still far above the 10.

[Harry Potter/DBZ 3]

Good

It's just a funny and overall good movie.

Apart from the fact that the people from Dragonball are obviously better at fighting than any other characters (except god-like characters like that Q guy from startrek) that I've seen on TV. They could survive simple things such as car-crashes.
But on the other hand I've had enough of Dragonball, because it's too repetitive.

[Halo Bits (Carbine Pops)]

Hehe...

I prefer not to use the covenant carbine in Halo 2 (except against Tartarus at legendary).
But it's still funny.

Apart from the joke, some things need some work. Like graphics and sound. You need more sound. I understand the graphics, but some people might not understand that was a plasma grenade, like someone said in his review.

And next time you make a Halo movie, make sure you don't get a title like "Halo bites", because even though you changed it, your score is now low.

Musey responds:

Yeah, i need to find more images of halo before trying to turn it into an animation, Tha plasma grenade was drawn by memory, Obviously my memory ain't so good. With any luck, the next one will be much longer, have voices (Decently recorded) And not be called "halo BITES". I think Halo Bits will do. ;)

[The Performance Artist]

Haha!

Although boring to some, this flash is well-made and has a purpose: laugh at the ridicolousness of the artists world.

The world of art is almost as crazy as the world of Arfenhouse. The only difference is that people actually understand it (or they pretend to).

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

Sorry.

I understand why you made this. It's easy to take the webcam and film yourself doing that (apart from the consequence that you take the risk of getting laughed at when walking in public).
But there are some other things:
- As far as I know, that guy was the first to do that. It was easy, but original.
- Looking at the original numa numa dance was the funniest thing I've seen in a long time
- The original soundtrack of the song on television is much worse than numa numa dance. After watching numa numa dance, I don't have to avoid the inevitible (seriously, the song was being played everywhere where I live)

So I'll have to give it a low score.

And no, I am not fat or gay or a whiny b*tch. I just liked numa numa dance for some reason(s) and have to defend it somehow.

[Numa Numa Dance]

WAHAHAHAHAHA!

This song always annoyed me. They play it at parties all the time, especially at France (WARNING: THE SONG IS NOT FRENCH!!!!!!!). I already heard a few parodies on this song, but this one is by far the best!!!! When I hear the song now, I don't think of the three annoying guys on the plane, but some overweight guy singing it in front of the webcam. This is hilarious!

To others:
No effort? Do you have any idea how hard it is to turn on the webcam and film yourself doing that?
Apart from that it's not much effort, but it's still funny!

[NG Deathmatch 2]

Entertainment!!

Newgrounds deathmatch 2 is entertainment. A bit less fighting, but still just as entertaining.
The last NGDM wasn't really better to me. This one is just a lot different.

The only bad thing was that the sound was slower than the animation, but since I've got the same problem with the new madness, I guess it's my own computer's fault.